He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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