Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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