I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
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