He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
