just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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