: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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