yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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