you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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