They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
My cat gives me a boner
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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