I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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