YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
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