Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I just want nice things and good sex
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Randomize
