worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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