this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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