i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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