wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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