Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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