There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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