We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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