yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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