he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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