In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Dignity is for republicans.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
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