***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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