is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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