everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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