hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
My breasts were aching with rage.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
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