From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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