oh god the rape fog is back!
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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