New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
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