My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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