Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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