I must be too annoying 4 u.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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