come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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