Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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