We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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