at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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