I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Houston, we have a blender
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
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