it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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