Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
