Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
