While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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