i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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