It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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