Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
