chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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