is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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