Just mADE A PArabola og urine
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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