So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
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