Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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