You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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