i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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