I'm jealous of your bromance
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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